I am an MA (English) dropout.
Yes it’s true. I am not necessarily proud of it but I don’t have a decent pang either. I don’t want a Bachelor’s degree in English in the first place let alone a Master’s degree. Despite my reluctance to pursue a Master’s degree in this field, my father’s conclusion was already governing more than half of my life’s decision and so as usual I follow through. And I hate it. I absolutely abhor every part of it. From the early morning walk to INA metro station; the embarrassing ruckus for seats, the unpleasant stench of freshly emit skunk like body odor, the forlorn faces of people as they monotonously prepared for what they hate called “work”, the one hour metro ride from INA to Vishwavidyalaya metro station to the hot humid overcrowded classroom. I hate the tedious lectures, over smart students who always asks unambiguous questions and the alluring aroma of samosas from the canteen across the window just when you’re so hungry. I even hate the short break. I just wish there’s no short interval between lectures so that it’ll be all over for a day. And that glorious moment when it did.
But beyond all the vindication, I am an obliging dropout because I think its impractical. I don’t see the point in studying theoretical trends, confusing blends of cultural and formalist theory, the sexual politics of this and that or the myriad ways of interpreting the psychological stance of the Romantic poems. I ruefully wasted four years of my life studying dead language, Chaucer and other mystic philosophers whose neo-contractualist theory I’ve never really understand in every context. Somehow I pull through despite low attendance and late assignment after a depressing night of hurried fact digging. After waiting four long years I graduated and was yet again exiled in the qualms of my father’s dreams. My post graduation follows; until the sleeping Trojan in me woke up one hot dry day and I disappear. I got tired of the absurdity of avoiding the dull lesson in that little reverie of mine from the back bench of the classroom.
I love Shakespeare and mythologies long before I was academically introduced to them in college. And even after graduation I understand Shakespeare as a simply text; without its various thematic approaches and overdone feministic interpretations. I have respectfully reduced Shakespeare to a simple story of multi-genre; just as simply as I assume it to be. And I love it. And all those years of learning literal critiquing has come to nothing because I will always read Shakespeare as Shakespeare and nothing more than that. I refused to critique, dissect and deconstruct. I have appreciate him and his works – simplicity at its best as my ludicrous mind would allow me. And I have nothing against those of you who wish to learn English language and literature. Our great freedom allows us to do whatever we want and you’re doing just that. Keep on doing what you love. I cannot grudge you for that.
During my short MA English classes, we were introduce to Baldassare Castiglione’s “The Courtier” a Renaissance courtesy book which was publish in 1528. The text must have been very crucial during the time it was written but taken in the light of modernism, in today’s language it is nothing but a “Renaissance manual on how to be cool”. I could read but I won’t study it. Had I born during the Renaissance era I might devour the text, analyze the word line by line, carrying it around and reading a few lines in public places. But I am here today and nobody is a courtier anymore. A lot of people tell me “You’ve got only a year to finish grad school, even if you don’t like it at least do it for the degree” but I know I make the right decision if my only reason for doing so was to get a job. To be able to think for a living was a nice perk but I don’t want to be just another writer who makes her living teaching. Having all said that, I am not just a random MA(Eng) dropout, I am a very particular random MA(Eng) dropout.
A very particular random MA(Eng) dropout,
love the last paragraph!
Thank you 🙂
A fine lines. Fine lines 🙂
Thanks Jeff. I appreciate it 🙂
Hey, good start.
Keep writing!
Thank you. Keep reading 🙂
Mimi, I just love ur blog ! … ur a very savvy ” A MA ENGLISH (?) DROPOUT” i say! – Nu Mamawii ; )
Thank you Nu Mamawi. I’ve always value your opinion as an accomplished teacher and as a top-notch speaker of the English language. My heartfelt thanks for taking your time to read my words. You’ve always been an inspiration and thanks again for always urging me to write on. Do keep reading my blog. And give my regards to Tetea 🙂 Love and Peace.
Thumbs up, keep writing.
Thanks 🙂
kudos kiddo 🙂 good job! look forward to reading more of your writing
Thank you for reading 🙂
Like:)..You are an unconventional writer..keep doing what u love:)
Thanks Jenny. I appreciate it. Keep reading my blog 🙂
love it! i could identify…:)
I’m happy Im not the only one…Thank you 🙂
Impressive …;)))
Thank you very much 🙂
I laughed a lot while reading this, good post! 😀 Im talking as one who has fought this fight and emerged on the other side- not exactly victoriously, mind you. I’ve sat through theory classes rebelliously resolving never to use them because why should literature be made to fit within the confines of some theory postulated by some old fart who insists on using super-bombastic language where a simpler one will do. And here I am buckling under the system, so to speak- re-learning all the theoretical postulates that I rejected just so I can hand in an academically- acceptable thesis, huis.
Excuse the very long comment, but its so refreshing to hear the other side of the story. I also defied my father’s dreams for me- but in my case, it was so that I could study literature 🙂
Thank you profoundly. You seem like someone who’d understand this post overtly and I’m glad you enjoy it. I rebel and follow my dream like you, which in my case was dropping out lol…and I believe I will hoist the colors someday…and Im sure you will too 🙂 All the best for your future. Keep the faith. Thank you again 🙂
MIMI plz i dnt mean to b wise or critical… but i think Ur Title shud be “I am ‘an’ MA (English) dropout”…cos da letter “M” is pronounced “em” a vowel sound that shud b preceded by “an”… my 6th grade grammer teacher smackd my knuckles 😦 n taught me that the use of ‘a’ or ‘an’ is determind by the sound when spoken aloud;not da spelling… 🙂 a great read. u r 1 hell of a writer, dnt ever stop writing. peace out 🙂
OH God.. You’re right lol….I googled it and lo! there it was – 25 years of apparent mistakes in my knowledge of the English language. 😀 When I was in middle school we didnt have a good English teacher and well, it shows.However on this particular subject one American writer notes that “A and An rules may differ in different countries. These rules are based in America and may or may not apply elsewhere”. As a Commonwealth country we use the British English so I’m wondering is this rules apply to the both the forms? I’ve been searching the use of articles particularly in the Brit English with no luck till now. Do let me know if you know And I like you to know that I appreciate constructive criticism even anonymous criticism, I grow from it. So dont hesitate to correct, I appreciate it and THANK YOU, in fact I shall correct the mistake. God bless and do keep reading. Good day 😀
I was just surfin the net when i suddenly found your blogs and well i must, found them very impressive. The talent in you is really shining out with every passing year from the first time i met you. Wish you all the best and hope to see more of your works in the future.
Thank you very much.Lo chhiar zel thin don nia.